I was so happy to see my favorite Jonas, Sir Kevin all spiffyed up for MTV. That was until I saw the full body shot. In the time it took me to look at and process the outfit he had on, I had a brain anurism and a seizure. Yes ladies it's that bad. I don't think my brain could handle the atrocious thing he called an outfit. I immediately wondered why in the hell would he go out looking like he was going to catch fish in the creek behind his house. To make it even worse he threw on the Sunday shoes. We know your father was a preacher and all, but you are not going to baptize anyone. Once my brain got over the shock I began to make up excuses. Such a fashion forward gentleman as himself couldn't possibly make such mistakes. Maybe he spilled something on one of his pants legs and rolled it up, and to not look tacky he had to do the same to the other one. Or maybe it was a warm day and he ankles got hot so he rolled up his pants and forgot to uncuff them [yes they do look like he did that himself. I don't know if it's the camera angle, but one cuff is definately higher than the other]. And then I started thinking back to his other fashion no-nos and sad realization dawn upon me. Maybe it was his intention to wear "clam diggers" and church shoes. He could have at least thrown on some black Stacy Adams. I know you're not supposed to wear white shoes after labor day, but for his sake we need to ban those bitches all year around. I had just finished crying when I noticed something else. Not only do those pants hug his crotch area tighter than a fan at a meet and greet he threw some suspenders on. Oh Kevin I've got so much love for you. But this is a real disappointment. But the goodnews is, if they ever decided to make a White suburban version of Family Matters, Kevin will already have his Steve Urkel wardrobe down pat.
"DID I DO THAT?"
yes kevin, you did.
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