they jus wanna touch, they just wanna feel, they don’t mean no harm, baby just excuse my hands baby please excuse my hands, I apologize, they have a one track mind to squeeze on your behind baby jus excuse my hands please excuse my hands.
[no more Plies for me today thank you.]
This post is about my favorite piece of jailbait and future meal ticket Nick Jonass. Oh yes the time is drawing near where I can finally lay hands on this sweet piece of Disney meat. That purity ring will be a melted puddle of silver when I'm done. But all jokes aside. He's turning the big 1-6. He's already got himself a car. And that means lots of backseat hookups. I hope he gets the windows tinted so the 'rents can't peek in. Talk about a mood killer.
But to all the over 18 + fans I would like to be the first to hit that. And if rumors are true... Nothing will be pure in the jb dressing room. ;].
until next time.
wow. kevin used to only do that dance after I put it on him. ;]
<33 this kid.
7 comments:
i think i just legit laughed for about 20 mins.
i'm glad i'm not the only pedo counting down the days till that boy is legal.
my sorority sisters mooock me bhaa
love your shit.
you rock. you rock on.
yeah i said it.
I love that dance!!
New story soon ????
plz?????
I am so glad to see an update and I can't wait for a new story :D
I cant wait for another story. Oh I dont know maybe a REALLY hot Joe story...?
so you should write a crazy hot joe story mmk just for me
please post another one!
I literally laughed out loud when I read this. Nick is only 4 months younger than me, so I don't have to worrry about things being legal between us.
I can do inappropriate things to him at any age.
;D
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