Monday, October 13, 2008

UPDATIONNNNNNN!!

a lot has been going onn in the time since the last post. The middle Jonas is back on the market. So I suggest snagging him before another Hollywood publicity stunt -- I mean relationship starts? if you can really call it that because they never seem to be with anyone until they break up. Idk whatever. [No offense to Jaylor, Toe, Tayseph, Joelor.. whatever ever the hell people call them now.. fans]


I know you guys are like stop with the lame posts we want the sex stories. We're sorry, maybe we have one lying around. And thanks for the reply to our post on Jonas Secrets. if you get what I'm saying if not okay.


So the good news is Nick finally got his car. The bad news is he probably has to have Big Rob in the front seat at all times. He might as well go back to jailbait pile. There will be no backseat hook up with him anytime soon... unless Kevin is driving the commander. [ he rides alone ;)]
Love bug comes out this Sunday. Kevin looks like Elvis, Joe looks like idk really greasy, and Nick well he looks like .. not 16? [I still say him and Joe are only a year apart and he had to lie so they could fill a larger demographic, see what billion dollar corporations do?]
Okay, I'm off to go upset and corrupt more teenies. hehe. I love this job.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And you're so good at it too :D
Some more stories soon?